Things that my daughter said when quite young; 8 years and less.
I'm watching TV and Andrea runs in, stands in front of the TV, and holds up a pretend microphone.
"Excitement report!!! We interrupt this program for a very important announcement – Chico is falling asleep.” (Chico was our dog at the time)
"Our country has a Decoration of Independence.” (5 yrs)
At the park, Sunday afternoon
Andrea: "You know